South Dakota Dumb Laws
• No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
• It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
• Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
• If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
South Dakota Dumb City Laws:
• If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.