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• It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

• By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.

• Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.

• A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.

• Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.

• Dance halls may not operate on Sundays.

• No work may be done on Sunday.

• An exception to the above law is that light bulbs may be sold.

• Musical instruments may not be sold on Sunday.

• Performing a U-turn within 1,000 feet of an intersection is illegal.

• It is considered an offense to get a tattoo.

• Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

• It is illegal to sell any alcoholic beverages on Sunday, unless you own a private club.

• A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

• It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.

• When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

• It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

• Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

• It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

• A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.







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