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Charleston:

• The Fire Department may blow up your house.

• It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street.


Clemson:

• Lifeguards must be present at apartment complex pools, but only after 11:00 PM.

• Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays.

• “Vicious Dogs” may not be kept within the city limits.

• Bitches in heat shall be confined.


Fountain Inn:

• Horses are to wear pants at all times.


Greenville:

• The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old.


Hilton Head:

• Carriages may not be driven on sidewalks.

VOne commits a nuisance if he or she leaves a large amount of trash in their own vehicle.


Lancaster County:

• It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster.


Myrtle Beach:

• It is illegal to urinate in the waters of any park.

• Persons may not change clothes in a gas station without permission of the owner.

• No one may sleep on the beach at night.

• Dogs may not be on the beach during the summer months during the daytime or the owner may be arrested.

Spartanburg:

• Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.




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