South Carolina Dumb City Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com South Carolina Dumb City Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... South Carolina Dumb City Laws Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 South Carolina Dumb City Laws Charleston: The Fire Department may blow up your house. It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street. Clemson: Lifeguards must be present at apartment complex pools, but only after 11:00 PM. Sexually oriented businesses may not open for business on Sundays. Vicious Dogs may not be kept within the city limits. Bitches in heat shall be confined. Fountain Inn: Horses are to wear pants at all times. Greenville: The drinking age on Furman University campus is 60 years old. Hilton Head: Carriages may not be driven on sidewalks. VOne commits a nuisance if he or she leaves a large amount of trash in their own vehicle. Lancaster County: It is illegal to dance in public in Lancaster. Myrtle Beach: It is illegal to urinate in the waters of any park. Persons may not change clothes in a gas station without permission of the owner. No one may sleep on the beach at night. Dogs may not be on the beach during the summer months during the daytime or the owner may be arrested. Spartanburg: Eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 23 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.