On a ship an American, an English man, and a Jamaican were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea; if I find it I will eat you ... If I can't, then I will be your slave!"
The American dropped a diamond. The Devil quickly found it and ate him.
The English man dropped a tiny platinum piece. The Devil found it and ate him too.
Now it's the Jamaican man's turn .... He proceeded to open a bottle of water, and poured it in the sea! His words to the Devil, "Yeah man, find that nuh!!! Yuh tink seh jamaicans a idiot?"