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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Golf    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.

After introductions, the first golfer asked, "Whatís your handicap?"

"Oh, Iím a scratch golfer," the other replied.

"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her.

"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"




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