What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Santa Claus won a saucepan in a competition.
Now that's what you call pot luck!
What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
What's Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
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