Revenge of the Blondes! - Blonde Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Revenge of the Blondes! - Blonde Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Revenge of the Blondes! Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Blonde Type: Lists/Top10 -Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn't show the dirt. -Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price -Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. -Why are most brunettes flat-chested? It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts. -Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. -Why is the color brunette considered evil? When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch? -How can you tell a brunette is lonely ? Check her for a pulse. -What is the most frustrated animal in the world? A brunette rabbit. -Why do brunettes wear training bras? It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day. -Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls? Parents felt the dandruffmight be contagious. -How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair? With a rake. -Why don't brunettes get breast implants? They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants. -Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn't feel left out. -What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. -Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant? From their underarms. -How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night? Startled. -What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette? A hostage. -How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color? By studying what oilspills did to seaweed. -What's the difference between a brunette and the trash? At least the trash gets taken out once a week. -What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween? They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops. -Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ? Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch. -What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover? 'What part of *yes* don't you understand?' Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 80 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.