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CLICK TO E-MAIL How does Frosty the Snowman get around?
On an "ice"-icle!

What does Frosty eat for lunch?
Ice-"berg"-ers!

What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!

What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce!

What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A "brrr" - "grrr"!

Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man's an island!

What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!

What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!

What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
Frost!

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Frost bite!

Who are Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!

Who is Frosty's favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Cold cream!

What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes! (or was that "Frosted Flakes"?)

Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
Snowballs!

What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?
An ice cap!

Where does Frosty keep his money?
In a "Snow"-bank! (it is cold cash after all!)

What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
"Freeze!"

What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!

What does Frosty call ice?
Skid stuff!

What did Frosty call his cow?
Eskimoo!




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