Quickie Snowman One-Liners - Christmas Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Quickie Snowman One-Liners - Christmas Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Quickie Snowman One-Liners Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Christmas Type: One Liners How does Frosty the Snowman get around? On an "ice"-icle! What does Frosty eat for lunch? Ice-"berg"-ers! What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch? A Frosted One! What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers? Chilly sauce! What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear? A "brrr" - "grrr"! Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake? Because snow man's an island! What did Frosty's girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder! What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill! What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth? Frost! What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark? Frost bite! Who are Frosty's parents? Mom and Pop-Sicle! Who is Frosty's favorite Aunt? Aunt Artica! What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night? Cold cream! What does Frosty eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! (or was that "Frosted Flakes"?) Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance? Snowballs! What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head? An ice cap! Where does Frosty keep his money? In a "Snow"-bank! (it is cold cash after all!) What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing? "Freeze!" What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker? Frosty the Dough-man! What does Frosty call ice? Skid stuff! What did Frosty call his cow? Eskimoo! Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 15 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.