Quickie Reindeer One-Liners - Christmas Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Quickie Reindeer One-Liners - Christmas Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Quickie Reindeer One-Liners Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Christmas Type: One Liners What does Rudolph want for Christmas? A Sony sleigh station! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? "Horn"-aments! What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one! Why is Prancer always wet? Because he's a "rain"-deer! Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers? Comet! When should you give reindeer milk to a baby? When it's a baby reindeer! Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him! Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? "Rude"-olph! What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can't hear you! What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will "sleigh" you! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-"deer"! Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch? "Deery" Queen! What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy? "Elk"-a-seltzer! How do you get into Donner's house? You ring the "deer"-bell! What's red and white and gives presents to gazelles? Santelope! Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was "elf"-taught! Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits! Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 53 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.