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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Pick-Up Lines    Type: One Liners
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You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Is your name Gillette? because you're the best a man can get.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you have fine written all over you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I'd look good on you.

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?





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