Personnel Evaluation Quotes #3
• "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
• "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
• "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
• "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
• "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
• "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
• "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
• "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
• "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
• "One neuron short of a synapse."
• "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."
• "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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