Personnel Evaluation Quotes #1
• "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom...and has started to dig."
• "His men would follow him anywhere,...but only out of morbid curiosity."
• "I would not allow this employee to breed."
• "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
• "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
• "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
• "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
• "This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
• "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
• "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
• "This employee should go far,...and the sooner he starts, the better."
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