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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1    Category: Dumb Laws    Type: Lists/Top10
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• It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

• It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.

• It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

• Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

• A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

• You may not sing in the bathtub.

• Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

• Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.

• Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

• No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.

• All liquor stores must be run by the state.

• Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

• You may not catch a fish with your hands.

• You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

• Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

• Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

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