Pennsylvania Dumb City Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Pennsylvania Dumb City Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Pennsylvania Dumb City Laws Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Pennsylvania Dumb City Laws: Allentown: There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. Bensalem: Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games. Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered. Carlisle: In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. Connellsville: Ones pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist. Danville: All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. Millville: The sale of alcohol is prohibited. One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets. Morrisville: It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics. Newtown: Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents. Pittsburgh: No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator. It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. Ridley Park: You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance. Tarentum: Horses are not to be tied to parking meters. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 20 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.