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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1    Category: Dumb Laws    Type: Lists/Top10
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• There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.


• Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.

• Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.

• In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block.


• One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.


• All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.


• The sale of alcohol is prohibited.

• One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.


• It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.


• Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.


• No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.

• It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.

Ridley Park:

• You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.


• Horses are not to be tied to parking meters.

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