Oregon Dumb State Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Oregon Dumb State Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Oregon Dumb State Laws Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Oregon Dumb State Laws • Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk. • One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway. • It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway. • Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car. • Drivers may not pump their own gas. • A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary. • An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement. • Dishes must drip dry. • The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment. • It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex. • Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays. • It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. • One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing.” • Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 20 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.