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• Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.

• One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.

• It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

• Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.

• Drivers may not pump their own gas.

• A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.

• An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.

• Dishes must drip dry.

• The “Peer Review Statute” prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.

• It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.

• Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.

• It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

• One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing.”

• Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.




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