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Beaverton:

• You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm.


Eugene:

• It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.

• It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert.


Hood River:

• Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.


Klamath River:

• It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.


Marion:

• You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

• Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.


Myrtle Creek:

• One may not box with a kangaroo.


Portland:

• Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.

• It’s against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.

• People may not whistle underwater.

• You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.

• No one may attempt to cause someone to think that their property may be subjected to “offensive physical contact”.

• Minors may not enter a room where a “social game” is being played.

• Trucks may not be parked on the street.

• Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars.

• Persons may not pass through a “traffic congestion thoroughfare” more than twice per night.


Salem:

• Women may not wrestle in Salem.


Springfield:

• It is illegal to own a reptile within the city limits, unless you are a school or city, as a pet.


Stanfield:

• It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.

• Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.

• No more than two people may share a single drink.


Yamhill:

• It is illegal to predict the future.

• No one may allow their cellar door to remain open.




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