Oklahoma Dumb City Laws:
• If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
• If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.
• No person may own more than two adult cats.
• It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.
• Persons may not play catch on any city street.
• Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
• Molesting an automobile is illegal.
• It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
• The mayor may not go on strike.
• While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.
• One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.
• It is illegal to own a stink bomb.
• No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.
• Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
• You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.
• Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.
• One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.
• Mules may not drink out of bird baths.
• Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.
• It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.
• While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.