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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1    Category: Dumb Laws    Type: Lists/Top10
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Ada:

• If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.


Bartlesville:

• If ones dog is run over by a car, the owner must pay for the dog’s disposal.

• No person may own more than two adult cats.

• It is illegal to cause “annoying vibrations” in the city limits.

• Persons may not play catch on any city street.


Clinton:

• Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.

• Molesting an automobile is illegal.


Hawthahorne:

• It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.


Oklahoma City:

• The mayor may not go on strike.

• While it is legal to serve alcohol in a pool hall, all intoxicated persons must leave the premises.

• One may not tip over a casket at a funeral.

• It is illegal to own a stink bomb.

• No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.


Schulter:

• Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.


Tulsa:

• You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

• Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.


Wynona:

• One’s mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended.

• Mules may not drink out of bird baths.

• Clothes may not be washed in bird baths.


Yukon:

• It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall.

• While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.




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