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• In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.

• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

• The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

• Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

• Breast feeding is not allowed in public.

• It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.

• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.




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