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Akron:

• It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

• No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.

• Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.

• Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.


Bay Village:

• It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.


Bexley:

• Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.


Canton:

• Electric fences are banned.

• If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

• Power Wheels cars may not be driven down the street.

• It is a misdemeanor to play any game in a public park without the Superintendent’s permission.


Cincinnati:

• Anal intercourse is banned.


Cleveland:

• Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.

• It’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!


Fairview Park:

• Items left on a tree lawn become city property.

• It’s against the law to honk your horn “excessively”.


Ironton:

• Cross-dressing is against the law.


Lima:

• Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.


Lowell:

• It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.


McDonald:

• Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.


North Canton:

• It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.


Oxford:

• It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.

• One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.

• Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.

• Horn honking is not permitted as it might scare horses.

• It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.


Paulding:

• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.


Strongsville:

• Catch 22 is banned.


Toledo:

• Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.


Youngstown:

• You may not run out of gas.

• Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.




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