Oh Boy...more warning signs! - Media Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Oh Boy...more warning signs! - Media Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Oh Boy...more warning signs! Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Media Type: Lists/Top10 On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place" (why...a duh!) On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. (ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!) On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test. (oh sure...now they tell me!) On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device. (aye matey...but the sharks love 'em!) On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake. On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker. On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony. (well that's just great...now what do I use!) On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms. On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium. (he-he...I gotta try this one!) On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting. On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only. On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive. (hmmm...I think I'll test this one out on my nephews :) Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 82 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.