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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1 1    Category: Media    Type: Lists/Top10
CLICK TO E-MAIL On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place" (why...a duh!)

On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water. (ah-ha! So that's what happened to my little sister!)

On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for use as a home pregnancy test. (oh sure...now they tell me!)

On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device. (aye matey...but the sharks love 'em!)

On a disposable razor: Do not use this product during an earthquake.

On a handgun: Not recommended for use as a nutcracker.

On pantyhose: Not to be used in the commission of a felony. (well that's just great...now what do I use!)

On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms.

On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium. (he-he...I gotta try this one!)

On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting.

On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only.

On children's alphabet blocks: Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive. (hmmm...I think I'll test this one out on my nephews :)




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