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• The mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal in North Carolina and may result in a $2,000 fine.

• No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church.

• It’s against the law to sing off key.

• Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

• While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled.

• If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.

• All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.

• It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.

• Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.

• A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.

• Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.

• A three dollar tax must be paid on all white goods sold.

• Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.

• Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

• Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.

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