North Carolina Dumb City Laws:
Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
It is illegal to drive cars through city cemeteries for pleasure.
No one may visit their departed loved ones late at night.
Cars may not be driven on sidewalks.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a city street.
No person shall spit on a city street.
There is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks.
You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile.
Restaurants with on sidewalk dining must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street.
Kill Devil Hills:
You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.
It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.
It is illegal to stand outside the police station for any purpose after dark.
No person may walk on top of the water tank of the city.