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CLICK TO E-MAIL North Carolina Dumb City Laws:

Barber:

• Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.


Chapel Hill:

• It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.


Charlotte:

• Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.


Dunn:

• It is illegal to drive cars through city cemeteries for pleasure.

• No one may visit their departed loved ones late at night.

• Cars may not be driven on sidewalks.

• It is illegal to throw rocks at a city street.

• No person shall spit on a city street.


Elon College:

• There is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks.


Forest City:

• You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile.


Greensboro:

• Restaurants “with on sidewalk dining” must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street.


Kill Devil Hills:

• You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.


Rocky Mount:

• It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.


Southern Shores:

• It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.


Zebulon:

• It is illegal to stand outside the police station for any purpose after dark.

• No person may walk on top of the water tank of the city.




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