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• Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

• It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing”.

• Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.

• It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

• The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

• New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

• A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

• While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

• Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.

New York Dumb City Laws


• A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

• Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.

• Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.


• During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

Ocean City:

• A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.

• Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.

• People may not slurp their soup.

• Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.

• Raw hamburger may not be sold.

• It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.

• It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.

Sag Harbor:

• It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon.

• If one wishes to bathe in the city limits, they must be clothed in a “suitable bathing suit”.

Staten Island:

• It is illegal for a father to call his son a “faggot” or “queer” in an effort to curb “girlie" behavior.

• You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

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