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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1    Category: New Years Resolutions    Type: Lists/Top10
CLICK TO E-MAIL How well will you do on your New Year’s Resolutions? Here’s a brief history of some my recent ones:

2008: I will not take a drink before 5:00 p.m.
2009: I will not touch the bottle before noon.
2010: I will not become a "problem drinker".
2011: I will not miss any AA meetings.

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