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• Idiots may not vote.

• State officials ordered 400 words of “sexually explicit material” to be cut from Romeo and Juliet.


New Mexico Dumb City Laws:

Carrizozo:

• It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.


Deming:

• Persons may not spit on the steps of the opera house.

• Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.


Las Cruces:

• You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.




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