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Bernards Township:

• It is illegal to frown as the town is a “Frown-Free Town Zone”.


Blairstown:

• Shooting ranges are outlawed.

• No street-side trees may be planted that “obscure the air”.

• It is illegal to throw ashes on the sidewalk.


Caldwell:

• You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue.


Cranford:

• Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn.


Cresskill:

• All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.


Elizabeth:

• It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat.


Haddon:

• It is illegal to use the Crystal Lake Pool without first obtaining a bathing tag from the Township Clerk.

• Cross-dressing is illegal.

• No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.


Manville:
• It is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals a the local zoo.


Mount Laurel:

• Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.

• It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.


Newark:

• It is illegal to sell ice cream after 6pm, unless the customer has a note from his doctor.


Raritan:

• Profanity is prohibited.


Sea Isle City:

• There will be no boiling of bones on the property.


Trenton:

• You may not throw a bad pickle in the street.

• Pickles are not to be consumed on Sundays.




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