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CLICK TO E-MAIL A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Theodore Roosevelt, on the other, Nathan Hale.

Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the official replied, ... "Now, when you have a coin toss, you can simply call "Teds, or Hales!"




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