Nebraska Dumb Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Nebraska Dumb Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Nebraska Dumb Laws Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Nebraska Dumb Laws • Persons with gonorrhea may not marry. • It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk. • If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. • It is Illegal to go whale fishing. • It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. • It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. Nebraska Dumb City Laws: Lehigh: • Doughnut holes may not be sold. Omaha: • Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. • A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. Waterloo: • Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 6 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.