Free Java! Track Links! Vote Now! HTML Help! Free Clipart! Free Fonts! The Net3Media Network Free Sounds! Web Freebies! Fun Riddles! One-Liners! JOKES! Get Funky! History Files! Funny Pictures! Rebus Puzzles! Get Laughs! Fun Riddles!



One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only
Category:  
  Search:  
 
Presently viewing...   Nebraska Dumb Laws
Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1    Category: Dumb Laws    Type: Lists/Top10
CLICK TO E-MAIL Nebraska Dumb Laws

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.

It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

It is Illegal to go whale fishing.

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.


Nebraska Dumb City Laws:

Lehigh:

Doughnut holes may not be sold.


Omaha:

Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.


Waterloo:

Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M.




This joke has a funny rating of    
1 1 out of 5 by 6 readers.    

      Please rate this joke yourself:
Was it funny?
  
Hilarious jokes every day!
Join the Joke-A-Day
Mailing List!


Type your E-mail Address here:
 

PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD

Follow jokesgalorecom on Twitter





JokesGalore Recommends:
I personally lost 12 pounds in one week
eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more

   




| Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us |
Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.