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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1    Category: Miscellaneous    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL There was a snake named Nate.
He lived in a magical place beside the highway.
On the other side of the highway,
there was a lever.
Legend has it that if you flip the lever,
the world will end.
Nate is slithering across the highway one day, minding his own, when a car comes speeding around the corner.
The driver of this car has two decisions:
hit Nate the snake, or swerve and flip the lever.
The driver decides to continue on its path and hit Nate the snake.

Nate the snake dies.
Moral of the story;
Better Nate than Lever!

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