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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1    Category: Miscellaneous    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL There was a snake named Nate.
He lived in a magical place beside the highway.
On the other side of the highway,
there was a lever.
Legend has it that if you flip the lever,
the world will end.
Nate is slithering across the highway one day, minding his own, when a car comes speeding around the corner.
The driver of this car has two decisions:
hit Nate the snake, or swerve and flip the lever.
The driver decides to continue on its path and hit Nate the snake.

Nate the snake dies.
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Moral of the story;
Better Nate than Lever!




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