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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1 1    Category: Occasions    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL The night was young, the moon was high,
We were alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft her eyes were blue,
I new just what she wanted me to do,

Her skin was smooth her legs were fine.
I ran my finger down her spin.

I don't know how but i tried my best,
As I placed my hand on her breast.

I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart.
And slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did it I felt no shame,
And all at once white stuff came.

At last it is finished, it's all over now.
My first time ever...
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...Milking a cow!
(And what were YOU thinking about?)




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