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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1 1    Category: Relationships    Type: Lists/Top10
CLICK TO E-MAIL 1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

2. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

3. We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully?

4. I envy your lipstick.

5. I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?

6. You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have it.

7. Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.

8. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

9. Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.

10. Is it me or am I gorgeous?

11. I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.

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