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• Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”.

• One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor.

• It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

• It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

• It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.

• It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

• It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.

• Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.


Montana Dumb City Laws:

Billings:

• No person shall raise pet rats.

• Persons in possession of a “pea shooter” risk it being conviscated by police.

• It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.

• Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.

• It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system.


Excelsior Springs:

• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.

• Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.

• Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.


Helena:

• It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.

• The game of “folf” may not be played at night.

• No item may be thrown across a street.


Kalispell:

• All pool tables must be able to be viewed from the street outside a billiard hall where they are located.


Salisbury:

• Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.


Whitehall:

• It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.




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