Montana Dumb Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Montana Dumb Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Montana Dumb Laws Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Montana Dumb Laws • Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family”. • One may not pretend to abuse an animal in the presence of a minor. • It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. • It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail. • It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. • It is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. • It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style. • Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. Montana Dumb City Laws: Billings: • No person shall raise pet rats. • Persons in possession of a “pea shooter” risk it being conviscated by police. • It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings. • Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing. • It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system. Excelsior Springs: • Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. • Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated. • Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. Helena: • It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler. • The game of “folf” may not be played at night. • No item may be thrown across a street. Kalispell: • All pool tables must be able to be viewed from the street outside a billiard hall where they are located. Salisbury: • Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground. Whitehall: • It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 6 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.