Who's the most popular monster movie star of all time? Scarey Grant.
What state do the most monsters live? In South Scare-o-lina.
Where do most werewolves live? Howlywood, CA.
How do scary monsters tell their fortune? They read the horrorscopes.
What do monsters, goblins, zombies, and ghosts drink when they are dehydrated? Ghoul-Aid.
Why did the monster and the vampire go to the dance club last Saturday? They were looking for the Boogie Man.