Michigan Dumb State Laws
Persons may not be drunk on trains.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named "log cabin day".
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
A woman isnt allowed to cut her own hair without her husbands permission.
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state. (Repealed, 2006)
It is legal for a robber to file a lawsuit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children. (Repealed, 2002)
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.