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Clawson:

• There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.


Detroit:

• Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.

• Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.

• Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.

• Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.

• It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

• It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.


Grand Haven:

• No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.


Harper Woods:

• It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.


Kalamazoo:

• It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.


Rochester:

• All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.

• Smoking while in bed is illegal.


Wayland:

• Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.




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