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CLICK TO E-MAIL A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like it so far? The mouse replied Its great, but can I get a pair of roller skates? God said Sure, and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and asked him How do you like it up here so far? and the cat replied Great, I didnt know you had meals on wheels up here!



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