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• It is illegal to play the fiddle.

• Two people may not kiss in front of a church.

• No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city.

• No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.

• Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except Sundays.

• It is illegal to eat peanuts in church.

• An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday.

• Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.

• Women may not wear heels over 3 inches in length while on the common.

• No one may take a bath without a prescription.

• It is illegal for any citizen to own more than three dogs.


• You may not walk around with a “drink”.


• It costs $50 extra for a permit for hurling, soccer or Gaelic football games in a public park on a Sunday.


• You may not have colored lights on your house if it can be seen from Main Street.

• If you live on Main Street and want to paint your house, the colors must be approved by the historical society.


• Though horses and cows are allowed on the common, dogs are prohibited.


• It is illegal for two men to carry a bathtub across the town green.


• It is illegal to buy, sell or possess a squirt gun.

• Silly string is illegal in the city limits.

• One may not detonate a nuclear device in the city.

• It is illegal for any citizen to own more than two dogs.


• Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden.


• Sleds may not be coasted down streets.

• It is illegal to excavate any city street.


• All families must be given a hog from the town’s mayor.

North Andover:

• An ordinance prohibits the use of space guns.


• In bars, it is actually illegal to “walk around” with a beer in your hand.

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