Maryland Dumb Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Maryland Dumb Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Maryland Dumb Laws Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Maryland Dumb Laws • Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere. • Thistles may not grow in one’s yard. Maryland Dumb City Laws Baltimore: • It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. • It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. • It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. • No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time. • It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. Baltimore City: • Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. • You may not curse inside the city limits. Cumberland: • It is illegal to use profane language on a playground. • Knocking stones into a public park is prohibited. Rockville: • Persons may not swear while on the highway. • It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it. • Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 5 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.