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• Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

• Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.


Maryland Dumb City Laws

Baltimore:

• It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

• It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

• It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt.

• No person who is a “tramp” or “vagrant” shall loiter in any park at any time.

• It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.


Baltimore City:

• Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.

• You may not curse inside the city limits.


Cumberland:

• It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.

• Knocking stones into a public park is prohibited.


Rockville:

• Persons may not swear while on the highway.

• It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.

• Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.




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