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Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.

You may not step out of a plane in flight.

After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.


Maine City Laws:

Augusta:

To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.


Biddeford:

It is illegal to gamble at the airport.

No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.

Ellsworth:

If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.

Freeport:

Mercury thermometers may not be sold in the city.

It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.


South Berwick:

It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.

Waterboro:

Dog leashes may not be over eight feet in length.


Wells:

Deer may not be fed.

Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.




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