Louisiana Dumb City Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Louisiana Dumb City Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Louisiana Dumb City Laws Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Louisiana Dumb City Laws Jefferson Parish: Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult. No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie. All garbage must be cooked before it can be fed to any hogs. New Orleans: Dont try to do any kind of fancy bicycle riding in this town. Horses may not be tied to a tree on a public highway. One may not host a game of marbles at Lafayette Square unless he or she first obtains a written permit from the parkway and park commission. Chasing fish in a city park is against the law. Mardi Gras Beads" may not be thrown from a third story window. City commission members may not drink during a public meeting or risk a $50 fine. It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits. Snakes are not allowed within 200 yards of the Mardi Gras parade route. No Smoking" signs shall be placed on all floats used during a parade. Condoms may not be thrown from parade floats during Mardi Gras. No one may throw a bottle of Coke at a parade float. Television reporters may not throw candy to the crowd during a parade. You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. Port Allen: No person may predict anothers future. Only two people may picket on a sidewalk at a time, and they must stay at least five feet apart at all times. Sulphur: Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed. It is illegal to have sex with a cow. It is illegal to be an alcoholic. Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 5 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.