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Jefferson Parish:

• Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.

• No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.

• All garbage must be cooked before it can be fed to any hogs.


New Orleans:

• Don’t try to do any kind of fancy bicycle riding in this town.

• Horses may not be tied to a tree on a public highway.

• One may not host a game of marbles at Lafayette Square unless he or she first obtains a written permit from the parkway and park commission.

• Chasing fish in a city park is against the law.

• “Mardi Gras Beads" may not be thrown from a third story window.

• City commission members may not drink during a public meeting or risk a $50 fine.

• It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits.

• Snakes are not allowed within 200 yards of the Mardi Gras parade route.

• “No Smoking" signs shall be placed on all floats used during a parade.

• Condoms may not be thrown from parade floats during Mardi Gras.

• No one may throw a bottle of Coke at a parade float.

• Television reporters may not throw candy to the crowd during a parade.

• You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

• It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.


Port Allen:

• No person may predict another’s future.

• Only two people may picket on a sidewalk at a time, and they must stay at least five feet apart at all times.


Sulphur:

• Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed.

• It is illegal to have sex with a cow.

• It is illegal to be an alcoholic.

• Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.




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