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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1    Category: Dieting    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL The doctor told Uncle Fudd that if he ran 5 miles a day for 300 days, he would lose 75 pounds. At the end of 300 days, Uncle Fudd called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem?", asked the doctor.

"I'm 1,500 miles from home."

- H. B. McClung

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