The doctor told Uncle Fudd that if he ran 5 miles a day for 300 days, he would lose 75 pounds. At the end of 300 days, Uncle Fudd called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?", asked the doctor.
"I'm 1,500 miles from home."
- H. B. McClung
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