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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Ethnic    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stops
them. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.

He tells them, "Okay, I have a test for you. I want you to use the
words liver and cheese in a sentence."

So, the first guy says, "I made a liver and cheese sandwich for
lunch."

The agent says, "That was good, you can go. What about you?" he asks
the second guy.

He says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."




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