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CLICK TO E-MAIL Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair. So he hollers over the fence to Lucifer.

Saint Peter: "This fence needs some repair. I'll see to it that it gets fixed if you will help pay for it."

Lucifer: "If you want it fixed, you pay for it."

Saint Peter: "The fence is partly your responsibility and you will help pay for it or I will sue you for that amount."

Lucifer: "Ha!! And where do you think you are going to get a lawyer?!"




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