Free Java! Track Links! Vote Now! HTML Help! Free Clipart! Free Fonts! The Net3Media Network Free Sounds! Web Freebies! Fun Riddles! One-Liners! JOKES! Get Funky! History Files! Funny Pictures! Rebus Puzzles! Get Laughs! Fun Riddles!



One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only
Category:  
  Search:  
 
Presently viewing...   Laughter Galore !!!
Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1 1    Category: Miscellaneous    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?

Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Hubby: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
__________________________________________

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well, that's because we aren't married yet!
__________________________________________

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap!
__________________________________________

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"

Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m.?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
__________________________________________

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

" Honey, "the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"
__________________________________________

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
__________________________________________

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible! "the roommate answered." He showed up his 1932 Rolls Royce."

" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner!"
__________________________________________

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:

"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told these men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned un-opened."
__________________________________________

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".

"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
__________________________________________

Teacher : Let's take the example of the busy ant. He is busy all the time, works all day and every day. Then what happens ?

Little Johnny : " He gets stepped on. "
__________________________________________

Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire!"




This joke has a funny rating of    
1 1 1 1 1 out of 5 by 1076 readers.    

      Please rate this joke yourself:
Was it funny?
  
Hilarious jokes every day!
Join the Joke-A-Day
Mailing List!


Type your E-mail Address here:
 

PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD

Follow jokesgalorecom on Twitter





JokesGalore Recommends:
I personally lost 12 pounds in one week
eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more

   




| Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us |
Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.