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CLICK TO E-MAIL Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:

Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - Jane

Dear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

Dear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey

Dear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan

Dear GOD: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane

Dear GOD: I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Alison

Dear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - Lucy

Dear GOD: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita

Dear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma

Dear GOD: Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan

Dear GOD: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil

Dear GOD: What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -Jane

Dear GOD: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla

Dear GOD: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce

Dear GOD: It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am)

Dear GOD: Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. Tom L.

Dear GOD: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Bruce

Dear GOD: If we come back as something else, please don't let me be MaryHorton - because I hate her. - Denise

Dear GOD: If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set. - Raphael

Dear GOD: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam

Dear GOD: You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean

Dear GOD: I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth M.

Dear GOD: I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying - Elliott

Dear GOD: Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best.- Rob

Dear GOD: My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha

Dear GOD: I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Love, Chris

Dear GOD: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it So I bet he stole your idea. - Sincerely, Donna

Dear GOD: The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Eddie

Dear GOD: I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. - Charles

Dear GOD: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. - Eugene




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