Kansas Dumb Laws
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Kansas Dumb City Laws:
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
Persons may not screech their tires while driving.
Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
One may not picket a funeral.
Musical car horns are banned.
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
It is illegal to drive ones car through a parade.
Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
Snowball fights are illegal.
Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
The Wild West is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.
No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
No one may scream at a haunted house.
The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
Dont get carried away in the city parks.
One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.
Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.