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• Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.

• Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

• No one may catch fish with his bare hands.

• The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

• If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.


Kansas Dumb City Laws:

Derby:

• It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.

• Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.

• Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.

• Riding an animal down any road is against the law.


Dodge City:

• It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.


Lawrence:

• All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.

• No one may wear a bee in their hat.


Overland Park:

• One may not picket a funeral.


Russell:

• Musical car horns are banned.


Salina:

• It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.


Topeka:

• It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.

• Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.

• No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

• Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.


Topeka:

• Snowball fights are illegal.

• Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.

• The ‘Wild West’ is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.

• No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.

• No one may scream at a haunted house.

• The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.


Wichita:

• One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.

• Don’t get carried away in the city parks.

• One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.

• Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.

• Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.

• Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.




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