A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
Peter is leafing through this Big Book to see if the guy is
worthy of entering. Saint Peter goes through the books several
times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy,
"You know, I can't see that you did anything really good in your
life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if
you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your
life, you're in."
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, there was this one
time when I was drivin' down the highway and I saw a KKK Biker
Gang assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to see what
was going on, and sure enough, there they were, about 50 of 'em,
torturing this lady. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a
tire iron out of my trunk, and walked straight up to the leader
of the gang, a huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a
chainrunning from his nose to his ear. As I walked up to the
the KKK Biker Gang formed a circle around me. So, I ripped the
leader's chain off his face and smashed him over the head with
the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of
them, 'Leave this poor, innocent girl alone, you slime! You're
all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you
all a lesson in pain!'"
St. Peter, impressed, says, "Really? What happened next?"
"I don't know. Next thing I knew I was here."