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• It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

• A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

• One-armed piano players must perform for free.

• Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

• Tanning bed facilities must warn of the risk of getting a sunburn.

• A board was created to regulate among other things, hearing aids.

• Ministers must obtain a permit to carry their liquor across state lines.

• Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the disease’s “probable origin”.

• All boxes used to pick hops must be exactly 36 inches long.


Iowa Dumb City Laws:

Bettendorf:

• Liquor stores may not place advertisements for beer outside the store.

Cedar Rapids:

• It is illegal to read persons' palms in the city limits.


Dubuque:

• Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.


Fort Madison:

• The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.


Indianola:

• The “Ice Cream Man” and his truck are banned.


Marshalltown:

• Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.


Mount Vernon:

• One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks into a highway.

• No person may pick a flower from a city park.

• All softball diamond lights must be turned off by 10:30 PM.


Ottumwa:

• Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.




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