Intolerable Weather and Sterotypes. - Ethnic Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Intolerable Weather and Sterotypes. - Ethnic Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Intolerable Weather and Sterotypes. Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Ethnic Type: Lists/Top10 Degrees (Fahrenheit) * 65 degrees: Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night * 60 degrees: Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) * 50 degrees: Miami residents turn on the heat * 45 degrees: Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts * 40 degrees: You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming * 35 degrees: Italian cars don't start * 32 degrees: Water freezes * 30 degrees: You plan your vacation to Australia * 25 degrees: Ohio water freezes Californians weep pitiably Minnesotans eat ice cream Canadians go swimming * 20 degrees: Politicians begin to talk about the homeless New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further South * 15 degrees: French cars don't start Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you * 10 degrees: You need jumper cables to get the car going * 5 degrees: American cars don't start * 0 degrees: Alaskans put on T-shirts * -10 degrees: German cars don't start Eyes freeze shut when you blink * -15 degrees: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects Miami residents cease to exist * -20 degrees: Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you Politicians actually do something about the homeless Minnesotans shovel snow off roof Japanese cars don't start * -25 degrees: Too cold to think You need jumper cables to get the driver going * -30 degrees: You plan a two week hot bath Swedish cars don't start * -40 degrees: Californians disappear Minnesotans button top button Canadians put on sweaters Your cat helps you plan your trip South * -50 degrees: Congressional hot air freezes Alaskans close the bathroom window * -80 degrees: Hell freezes over Polar bears move South Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game * -90 degrees: Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets! Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 16 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.