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1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.

2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

4. In an Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.

5. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

6. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

7. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel, across from a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

8. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension (???).

9. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: no ice cream.

10. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

11. Alongside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

12. Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Here speeching American.

13. At a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop you trousers here for best results.

14. At a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

15. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

16. In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

17. In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

18. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

19. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

20. At an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here (mmm...).

21. At a Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

22. A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

23. From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.

24. In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

25. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

26. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcom to it.

27. In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

28. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

29. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finder; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.




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